And so that was the the results show. As we now know, all the 12s Inquista got acted as daggers into the heart of Nicoleizian communism and lead to its downfall. But, we rose again against the capitalists, the Inquistans, the billionaihs. We'll be ready to reckon with the Inquistans at Eurovoice 39.......

A huge stadium encircled with flags from all across Europe is full of spectators waiting to watch the artists perform at the 1985 Eurovoice Song Contest. The UNSR is using this event as a way to show that it is liberalising, that it is opening to the outside world - but was it ? The UNSR was gerontocracy at its best - a lumbering Communist state which at Eurovoice presented an image of itself as a country, a society, that fitted with the times and provided for its citizens. But, in reality, this was time in which Eilidh Whiteford struggled on her onion farm, toiling for limited gain.

Carrie Chadshaw: Hello all and welcome to the UNSR. Today's Eurovoice competition will begin shortly, after our Premier Luinok Lrushnuz cuts the ribbon to declare this competition officially open.

Lrushnuz walks over to the ribbon -- with much guidance. He is in his doddering otage and only really just about manages to cut the ribbon. Ruling from 1968, his sudden death in 1987 leads to a period of great instability in the UNSR, eventually leading to its dissolution in 1990.

Carrie: Thank you so much Premier for all that you do. Now, let's hear the songs we've been longing so much to hear. Let's give it up our first artist, Bravo from Spain, singing Lady Lady!

Bravo performs Lady, Lady

Carrie: Let's hear it for BRAVO from SPAIN!!!

There is a thunderstorming applause!

Carrie: But may I ask, did you enjoy the song?

Members should with yes, absolutely, or we love it

Carrie: Now we have an act from Reitzmag, it's Air Supply singing 'Even the Nights are Better.' I'll tell ya folks, everything is better under communism!

Air Supply performs Even the Nights are Better

Carrie: Wow! What a song. I'd like to remind everyone though to not be outside after the curfew. Now we're heading to one of the most decadent capitalist states. But of course tonight we're all united in music. Ugh. So, DeBarge, I'll see you round the back alley and we can settle our differences there later.

DeBarge performs Rhythm of the Night

Carrie: Now we have a lovely song from the Republic of Telum called 'She Blinded me with Science. Science really is good, comrades, and if we want to beat the capitalists you kids need to get good at it, okay? You hear me? Get a chemistry set, Timmy.

Thomas Dolby performs She Blinded Me With Science

Carrie: Our next song comes from Malborya. What a flag they have. I love straight horizontal lines I hope their flag never changes.

Breakfast Club performs Rico Mambo

Carrie: Wow, what a song ! We're now going to hear a performance from Monika Herz from Eastern Haane. I hear they've only had 4 coups this year! Progress!

Monika Herz performs Wer die Liebe kennt

Carrie: Who does know love ? Not capitalists that's for sure. That's one for my communists out there. We're now going to hear from Angleter, with their artist Stefan Dennis.

Stefan Dennis performs Don't It Make You Feel Good

Carrie: Do you know what Stefan, it does make me feel good. Next we're headed to a caribbean paradise, the French Overseas Territory of the Gentiles Islands. I hope you guys get your independence from the pesky French one day! What is it with imperialists... Crazy people. Wow.

Boule Noire performs Aimer d'Amour

Carrie: What a lovely song. I hope one day I can visit your country. Ah, wait, I'm hearing through my earpiece that travel from the UNSR is forbidden. Carrie shrugs. Especially, I'm hearing, for someone with my talents. Oh, stop it big brother. I'm not that talented... We're now going to hear a song from Czechoslovakia called Skořápky Ořechů.

She says the řs as js which is NOT CORRECT.

Marie Rottrovà performs Skořápky Ořechů

Carrie: What a song. Really strong message about nuts. Next up is heterosexual Elton John who just last year in 1984 married (human female) Renate Blauel. Wow. I wish them 50 years of married heterosexual bliss!!!

Elton John performs I'm Still Standing

Carrie: Oh Elton. I'm not sure I'm still standing after that virile testosterone filled heterosexual performance. What a beefcake ! Next up is Fremetian Nena singing 99 Luftballons. Imagine if there were 3960 Luftballons. Wouldn't that be silly.

Nena performs 99 Luftballons

Carrie: That's a lot of luftballons. Of course, letting that many go is totally okay for the environment, and definitely will not kill thousands of turtles. Next up is Divine from the UNSR. She really is an iconic biological woman. Carrie listens to her earpiece. I have been informed that that stunning woman is in fact a man. Wow, it's amazing what makeup can do - I couldn't tell.

Divine performs You Think You're A Man

Carrie: Our final song of tonight was used in the hit film Rocky III or whatever number it was. That film is so good. Such raw masculine ferocity - Elton knows all about that. Let's hear Survivor sing 'Eye of the Tiger'.

Survivor performs Eye of the Tiger

Carrie: And that was our final performance! We will now have a break while the national juries deliberate on what songs are their favourites. The juries can award 12, 10 and 8 points for their favourite songs, 7-1 points for other songs that aren't quite in their top 3, and also two 0 points for the songs they liked the least. Countries cannot vote for themselves. Please watch this propaganda whilst we wait.

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Entries:

1. SPAIN: Lady, Lady by Bravo
2. REITZMAG: Even The Nights Are Better by Air Supply
3. INQUISTA: Rhythm of the Night by DeBarge
4. REPUBLIC OF TELUM: She Blinded Me With Science by Thomas Dolby
5. MALBORYA: Rico Mambo by Breakfast Club
6. EASTERN HAANE: Wer die Liebe Kennt
7. ANGLETER: Don't It Make You Feel Good by Stefan Dennis
8. FRENCH GENTILES: Aimer d'Amour by Boule Noire
9. CZECHOSLOVAKIA: Skořápky Ořechů by Marie Rottrovà
10. VAYINAOD: I'm Still Standing by Elton John
11. FREMET: 99 Luftballons by Nena
    12: UNSR: You Think You're A Man by Divine
    14: RED CROATIA: Eye of the Tiger by Survivor

(OOC: Please note that cities are not the same as those with the same name in RL.)